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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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hospitalstays:

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school cum

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

(via distraction)

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brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via human)

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yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

(via trust)

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lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via greetings)

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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